Jam Lover Gifts

Preserved

Granny's Homemade Jams

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

Mardi Gras

Marimba

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Double Saxophone

Volcaniax

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

The Little Drummer Boy.

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

"No, son. Let him finish."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Treble

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

'...and on Bass...'

Cocktail Piano Bar.

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Philip Larkin

Nick Cave

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Club DJ.

Around the piano

Slim, a blues guitarist, was taking his meds again.

'He lost his whistle,'

A singing microphone.

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'