Jingle Jam Lover Gifts

Tambourine.

Mardi Gras

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Double Saxophone

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Volcaniax

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Treble

"No, son. Let him finish."

'...and on Bass...'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Cocktail Piano Bar.

Nick Cave

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Philip Larkin

'He lost his whistle,'

Preserved

A singing microphone.

Slim, a blues guitarist, was taking his meds again.

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

We'll cling together just like the Ivy.

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

William Hague as Churchill.