Jingle Jam Lover Pillows

Tambourine.

Mardi Gras

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Double Saxophone

Volcaniax

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Treble

"No, son. Let him finish."

'...and on Bass...'

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Cocktail Piano Bar.

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Philip Larkin

'He lost his whistle,'

Preserved

Slim, a blues guitarist, was taking his meds again.

A singing microphone.

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

William Hague as Churchill.

We'll cling together just like the Ivy.

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"