Jingle Master Gifts

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"I see you've security marked your property."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

Food deliverer's baby.

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'Good to see you back at work.'

Michail Glinka

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

Giuseppe Verdi

Prince