Commercial Jingle Lover Gifts

'Advertisers target everyone except me.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Ring those Christmas bells!

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Santana Claus

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Christmas Group Therapy.

'I'll kick him if he doesn't stop saying, 'Got Milk?'!'

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

Carolling

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

"Play the old Winston jingle."

'I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is Wally fell into the sanding machine. The good news is he's nice and smooth.'

Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune

"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"

'Could those 10 commandments be dumbed down to one short catchy jingle?'

Tambourine.

Dr. Burgerman's Jingle Removal

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

"Listen - he's playing our tune."

Christmas Pianist

"I brake for milk & cookies"

The Poet and Jingle Laureates' Office.