Commercial Jingle Lover Gifts

'Advertisers target everyone except me.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Ring those Christmas bells!

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Santana Claus

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

Christmas Group Therapy.

'I'll kick him if he doesn't stop saying, 'Got Milk?'!'

Carolling

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

"Play the old Winston jingle."

'I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is Wally fell into the sanding machine. The good news is he's nice and smooth.'

Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune

"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"

'Could those 10 commandments be dumbed down to one short catchy jingle?'

Tambourine.

Dr. Burgerman's Jingle Removal

Christmas Pianist

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

"When you can't actually see the tree, it may indicate that you are too festive."

"I brake for milk & cookies"