Advertising Jingle Fan Gifts

"Bob has a ringtone that sounds like an ice cream truck's jingle. They fall for it every time."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Football party

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

"Your candle has gone out."

Aren't all gifts free?

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

'Now, that's entertainment!'

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Octopus Juggling Balls

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

Talented Waiter

"You must be the only person in the country who doesn't want to know what those meerkats are advertising."

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

Go for it! Do a Hot Dog!

The Juggling Effy Brothers at Lunch.

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

Bad news for Tony the Tiger. I've got something to tell you and I'm not going to sugarcoat it.

'Isn't that the famous dog you see in all these TV-commercials?'

"It started with his doctor prescribing him cycling."

'Advertisers target everyone except me.'