Advertising Jingle Fan Mugs

"Bob has a ringtone that sounds like an ice cream truck's jingle. They fall for it every time."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Football party

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

"Your candle has gone out."

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

Aren't all gifts free?

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

'Now, that's entertainment!'

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Octopus Juggling Balls

Talented Waiter

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"You must be the only person in the country who doesn't want to know what those meerkats are advertising."

The Juggling Effy Brothers at Lunch.

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

Go for it! Do a Hot Dog!

"It started with his doctor prescribing him cycling."

'Isn't that the famous dog you see in all these TV-commercials?'

'Advertisers target everyone except me.'