Advert Jingle Enthusiast Gifts

'She only sings commercials.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

Gerald Ratner's return

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

As Seen Watching TV

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

"You can whip out one helluva sonnet, Shakespeare, bit for sales copy, this sucks."

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

Junk Mail

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

"You want the bookkeeper? Let me put you through to our creative department."

"Has this ever happened to you? Well, with our Medical Emergency Distress System..."

'And here's old Elias T. Pendergast - a legend in the advertising game. He's the one who successfully marketed the Ass-Expander.'

NHS to encourage hospitals to advertise in a more friendly manner.

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

"Dwayne is very important to us. He knows exactly when a trend will become a craze."

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

'They balked our pitch.'

Marty's Burgers. Under One Billion Served.

'Today's consumer has new priorities, and it's our job to tell them what those priorities are...'

'Water please. He's got mud on his advertising.'