Jingle Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'm sorry, I can't let you in. It says here that you wrote ice cream truck jingles."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Triangle

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

How's My Jiving?

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

'I'll kick him if he doesn't stop saying, 'Got Milk?'!'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Carolling

"Play the old Winston jingle."

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

'Remember I said I wish I had more arms so I could get more things done? Well the doctor took care of that problem.'

"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"

Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune

'Could those 10 commandments be dumbed down to one short catchy jingle?'

Tambourine.

Dr. Burgerman's Jingle Removal

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."