Advertising Jingles Gifts

"Bob has a ringtone that sounds like an ice cream truck's jingle. They fall for it every time."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Triangle

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

"Can you believe they're watching the same back-to-school ad?"

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

'I'll kick him if he doesn't stop saying, 'Got Milk?'!'

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

Carolling

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

"Play the old Winston jingle."

Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune

"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"

'Could those 10 commandments be dumbed down to one short catchy jingle?'

The Poet and Jingle Laureates' Office.

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

'Are your game broadcasts interrupted by screaming TV pitch men...'

"No need to mention that the one owner was a driving school."

Christmas Pianist

"Am I covered for the brain cell damage caused by your TV commercials?"

"Listen - he's playing our tune."

Dr. Burgerman's Jingle Removal

"It's 1ime we paid attention to effective branding."

'Advertisers target everyone except me.'