Advertising Jingles Gifts

"Bob has a ringtone that sounds like an ice cream truck's jingle. They fall for it every time."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Triangle

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

"Can you believe they're watching the same back-to-school ad?"

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

'I'll kick him if he doesn't stop saying, 'Got Milk?'!'

"Play the old Winston jingle."

Carolling

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune

"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"

'Could those 10 commandments be dumbed down to one short catchy jingle?'

Dr. Burgerman's Jingle Removal

"No need to mention that the one owner was a driving school."

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

The Poet and Jingle Laureates' Office.

'Are your game broadcasts interrupted by screaming TV pitch men...'

"Am I covered for the brain cell damage caused by your TV commercials?"

Christmas Pianist

"Listen - he's playing our tune."

"It's 1ime we paid attention to effective branding."

'Advertisers target everyone except me.'

"Listen! They're playing our song...only now it's our insurance company's jingle."