Advertising Slogans Gifts

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

"Steamed vegetables."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

You've done it again, Harry.

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

Plays well with other people's $.

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

Man wearing 'Save the whale, rainforst,legalise pot..' t shirt "I think you need to be more focussed."

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

Obese man wearing a T-shirt with 'Too Big To Fail'.

'Thank God it's fry day'

'I can't believe it's not Buddha.'

Life is Short...

"Now that we've all had a good dose of red meat, who wants to write an attack ad??"

Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse

I HATE STUFF

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

'Make it something that rhymes with 'evaporate'.'

'I know: What if we take that old 'got milk' slogan, but instead of using the word 'milk' we'll insert the name of out own product.'

"We need a new 'mission statement' to tell clients who we are! I was thinking of 'aspiring to excellence'."

"Thanks for telling us that you personally know hundreds of short-cuts, Bill. But the point of the new slogan is to convince people we won't use them, OK?"

Large man and pregnant woman wearing tee shirts. The pregnant woman's reads: Baby. The large man's reads: Pies.

Job Safety - Be Safe.

Student's t-shirts read: 'No means no.' 'No means to deny, refuse or disagree.'

'It's all been said already.'

Born to Potter.

A dinosaur selling t-shirts that say 'I heart land'

'Don't call me 'BUB'!'

Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful memory: 'Finger lickin' good, baby! Finger lickin' good!'