Motivational Slogans Gifts

"I think I deserve a raise."

"Steamed vegetables."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

Anxiety of Change

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

"You can do it!"

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

A problem is opportunity in working clothes.

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

Think Big.

The emergence of a leader.

"Your aptitude is important, but more important for success is your attitude."

"To set the proper mood, you will now hear Winston Churchill's immortal 'blood, toil, tears and sweat' speech."

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

"Well, now that you mention it, my philosophy has ALWAYS been to live every day as if it was my last."

"Panic can also be the mother of invention."

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

Obese man wearing a T-shirt with 'Too Big To Fail'.

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."

'Toilet breaks are for LOSERS!'

"Reach for the stars! Are you Sirius?"

'Give me a raise now please.'

"I think, therefore I can."

'I can't believe it's not Buddha.'

Chicken Affirmations

"Now that we've all had a good dose of red meat, who wants to write an attack ad??"