Motivational Slogans Pillows

"I think I deserve a raise."

"Steamed vegetables."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

Anxiety of Change

"You can do it!"

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

Think Big.

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

A problem is opportunity in working clothes.

The emergence of a leader.

"Your aptitude is important, but more important for success is your attitude."

"To set the proper mood, you will now hear Winston Churchill's immortal 'blood, toil, tears and sweat' speech."

"Well, now that you mention it, my philosophy has ALWAYS been to live every day as if it was my last."

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

"Panic can also be the mother of invention."

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

"Now that we've all had a good dose of red meat, who wants to write an attack ad??"

'Toilet breaks are for LOSERS!'

"Reach for the stars! Are you Sirius?"

Chicken Affirmations

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

Obese man wearing a T-shirt with 'Too Big To Fail'.

Mohammad Ali RIP 1942-2016

"I think, therefore I can."

"You haven’t earned this."