Motivational Quoter Pillows

'I wondered why there was such a bad smell in here.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Macbeth: Take Two

Shoot For The Moon

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'

"Don't compare yourself kid. I may be a hotshot lawyer but it took me eight lives to get here."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

"'It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing'. … It's your attorney."

"So...what's the most important thing about working at Auto y Rod Inc.?"

Anxiety of Change

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"I think I'd like to quote that in a tweet."

"You can do it!"

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

"Winston Churchill said Russia is 'a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.' Maybe that's why we can't figure out what's going on."

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets