Motivational Quoter Pillows

'I wondered why there was such a bad smell in here.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Macbeth: Take Two

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Shoot For The Moon

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

'When I say jump, Hayes, I don't want you to just ask 'How high?' ... I want you to show me!'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Don't compare yourself kid. I may be a hotshot lawyer but it took me eight lives to get here."

"I think I'd like to quote that in a tweet."

"So...what's the most important thing about working at Auto y Rod Inc.?"

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

Anxiety of Change

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"You can do it!"

"'It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing'. … It's your attorney."

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

'Seize another day... This one is mine.'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

"Winston Churchill said Russia is 'a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.' Maybe that's why we can't figure out what's going on."

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."