Motivational Speeches Pillows

The emergence of a leader.

The Itsy-Bitsy Motivational Spider,

"To set the proper mood, you will now hear Winston Churchill's immortal 'blood, toil, tears and sweat' speech."

'Now get out there and believe in yourselves! If you believe in yourselves, you can beat anyone!'

'Just remember what I told you about winners going out to stud.'

"Come on, you can beat this guy. If he was any good, he wouldn't be fighting you!"

'Toilet breaks are for LOSERS!'

Out of Work Motivational Speaker.

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Inclusive speech

"Any questions?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Go! Means NOW!

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Hanging off every word...

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The power of now

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Courage. Love.

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."