Motivational Speakers Pillows

T. Kelso - Optimist. 'I understand he's in gread demand as a dinner speaker.'

'Don't you all feel energised, full of enthusiasm for the future!'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Inclusive speech

"Any questions?"

Go! Means NOW!

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Hanging off every word...

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The power of now

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Courage. Love.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"I think I can". (train)

'I must say, I do like your incentive program.'

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'Would you believe it took 60 people and a half a million dollars to come up with that?'