Motivational Speaker Aficionado Pillows

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Inclusive speech

"Any questions?"

What's normal?

Go! Means NOW!

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Hanging off every word...

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The power of now

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Courage. Love.

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Dedication to excellence....

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."