Motivational Speaker Aficionado Gifts

Snowman Motivational Therapy

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Inclusive speech

"Any questions?"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

What's normal?

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Go! Means NOW!

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Hanging off every word...

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The power of now

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Courage. Love.

Dedication to excellence....

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!