Motivational Speaker Enthusiast Gifts

'For the last time, don't run 'persistence is the key to success' by me again.'

Keep working or you will be fired.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Inclusive speech

"Any questions?"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

What's normal?

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Go! Means NOW!

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Hanging off every word...

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The power of now

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Courage. Love.

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

Dedication to excellence....