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'For the last time, don't run 'persistence is the key to success' by me again.'

Keep working or you will be fired.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Inclusive speech

"Any questions?"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

What's normal?

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Go! Means NOW!

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Hanging off every word...

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The power of now

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Courage. Love.

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

Dedication to excellence....