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'Rent an auditorium and charge $39.95 a seat. Thank you for coming.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Campaign for Plain English

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

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"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Inclusive speech

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

What's normal?

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Dialogue

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Changing Minds

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."