Motivational Speaker Pillows

"Vision: It's what took a small workshop in the North Pole and turned it into the massive global enterprise we know today."

"What if I told you that the thing you've been chasing your whole life... has been a part of you all along."

'Then again, if you're not very smart, it's OK to just work harder.'

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"The speaker was rushed to the hospital with chest pains. Apparently, he has an opportunity with high blood pressure."

"I think I can". (train)

'Well of course you outperformed me. The incentives were stacked in your favor.'

'We don't talk about 'failure' here, we call it 'deferred success'...'

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"Instead of waiting for the next big thing to transform our lives, why don't we give it a shot ourselves?"

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Man giving a talk but only a dog is listening.

"You just don't see that kind of can-do attitude every day."

Fortunately there was an interpreter for those who understood sign language.

'I wondered why there was such a bad smell in here.'

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Motivational Artwork - "I'm looking for something along the lines of Work or Else."

'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'

"Just get over it. That's what I did." Bob turns a tragic loss into a lame attempt at helping others cope.

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

"So what really motivates your colleagues?"

A panhandler holds a sign that reads "Followed my bliss".

Henry trained himself in the 'dramatic pause'.

'I must say, I do like your incentive program.'

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

The Itsy-Bitsy Motivational Spider,

'Who's pumped about this meeting?!'

'My talk today was going to be on the art of being prepared, but I lost my notes.'

Welcome to Eternal Damnation: Slide 1 of 9,999

"As a leader, I will always take you forward!"

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

"People! You must think for yourselves and I'm going to tell you how."

"To set the proper mood, you will now hear Winston Churchill's immortal 'blood, toil, tears and sweat' speech."

'Most people working here are motivated by either fear or greed. I've risen to the top by being motivated by both.'