Motivational Speech Enthusiast Pillows

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'Just remember what I told you about winners going out to stud.'

"Hell of a speech, Coach."

'Remember - focus - nothing fancy - just get in there and get the job done.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Any questions?"

Inclusive speech

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

What's normal?

Go! Means NOW!

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Hanging off every word...

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The power of now

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Courage. Love.

Dedication to excellence....