Motivational Speech Enthusiast Pillows

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'Just remember what I told you about winners going out to stud.'

"Hell of a speech, Coach."

'Remember - focus - nothing fancy - just get in there and get the job done.'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Inclusive speech

"Any questions?"

What's normal?

Go! Means NOW!

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Hanging off every word...

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The power of now

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Courage. Love.

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Dedication to excellence....

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."