Motivational Speaker Enthusiasts Pillows

'Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win one for 'the gupper'.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Inclusive speech

"Any questions?"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

What's normal?

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Go! Means NOW!

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Changing Minds

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Hanging off every word...

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The power of now

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Courage. Love.

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

Dedication to excellence....

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."