Funny Slogans Gifts

'I can't believe it's not Buddha.'

"Steamed vegetables."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

'Dang! What's the word I'm looking for?'

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

Man wearing 'Save the whale, rainforst,legalise pot..' t shirt "I think you need to be more focussed."

"I know: what if we take that old 'got milk' slogan, but instead of using the word 'milk,' we'll insert the name of our own product."

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

"Now that we've all had a good dose of red meat, who wants to write an attack ad??"

Sometimes catchy slogans are a good idea and often times they're not.

Loose seal

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse

Obese man wearing a T-shirt with 'Too Big To Fail'.

'Thank God it's fry day'

I survived another Monday morning meeting. Oh, come on. It's not that bad.

'I know: What if we take that old 'got milk' slogan, but instead of using the word 'milk' we'll insert the name of out own product.'

"Thanks for telling us that you personally know hundreds of short-cuts, Bill. But the point of the new slogan is to convince people we won't use them, OK?"

Job Safety - Be Safe.

Go for it! Do a Hot Dog!

"If you buy it all you get a cobblestone for free."

Student's t-shirts read: 'No means no.' 'No means to deny, refuse or disagree.'

Funny T shirts.

'It's all been said already.'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

A dinosaur selling t-shirts that say 'I heart land'

"I'm a sartorial feminist."

'Don't call me 'BUB'!'

Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful memory: 'Finger lickin' good, baby! Finger lickin' good!'

'I like this slogan, it appeals to the customers' patriotism. Now we've got to find a way to explain why 95% of our products are made in China.'

Medical Device Co. I need to market our new cardiac diagnostic equipment. Say "The only way to truly know what is in somebody's heart."