School Slogan Enthusiast Gifts

Sometimes catchy slogans are a good idea and often times they're not.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

Back to school.

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

Witty T-Shirt Guy

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Plays well with other people's $.

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Classroom.

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

'Not so much a 'brain-storm'... more like a 'brain-drizzle'.'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

"You know my motto: Ready, aim . . . audit."

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

Start of the school year

Man wearing 'Save the whale, rainforst,legalise pot..' t shirt "I think you need to be more focussed."