Collecting Slogans Gifts

Extra Cheese

Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful memory: 'Finger lickin' good, baby! Finger lickin' good!'

'Don't call me 'BUB'!'

'Thank God it's fry day'

That guy? That's Neil. He's in customer service. (Wearing T-Shirt with 'How's my chit chat? 1-800-YAK-ALOT' slogan).

Obese man wearing a T-shirt with 'Too Big To Fail'.

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

'Joe's Bar. Keep calm and drink beer.'

If It's Edible I Love It

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Steamed vegetables."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

'Actually, I was hoping for a more inspiring mission statement.'

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Witty T-Shirt Guy

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

"Lucky you. Cliches are 10% off today."

'Not so much a 'brain-storm'... more like a 'brain-drizzle'.'

'And another thing, ‘Bold Innovation' isn't just a trite slogan around here. It's also my preferred brand of coffee and aftershave.'

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade