Collecting Sayings Gifts

"What I wouldn't give to be a fly on a different wall."

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

Has No Weevil, Sees no Weevil, Eats a Weevil.

'I always get up late...it confuses the birds!'

"Lucky you. Cliches are 10% off today."

"You really did stink to high heaven!"

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

"Say 'waste not want not' one more time and I'm going to kill you."

Neither Here nor There

"So I said, how high?"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"I'm not sure how we'll get down. I guess when pigs fly again."

'The early bird catches...' 'The Flu.'

...Do you remember the exact time the wind changed?

'We don't hear 'giddyap' much anymore.'

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

Shiver me timbers

'Sorry, Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

As the crow flies cab co.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Carpe Lunch

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

The devil you know and his plus one

The Snarky District

"Say hello to my little friend."

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'