Collecting Funny Sayings Gifts

Looking for a gift for a collector of funny sayings? Our range of humorous and witty products is designed to bring a smile to anyone who appreciates a good laugh. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows, and prints, find the perfect humorous keepsake that captures their love for collecting funny quotes and sayings.

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"Sorry, my bad."

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"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to." mockup

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

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Wordplay: In The Bag.

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"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..." mockup

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

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The Snarky District

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'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.' mockup

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

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Ms. Rusmore

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Mexican Jumping Balls.

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'Do we have any alligator pears?' mockup

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

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'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.' mockup

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

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'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.' mockup

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

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"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?" mockup

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

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"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy." mockup

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

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"I've got a painful burning sensation in my groin, doc."

"I've got a painful burning sensation in my groin, doc." mockup

"I've got a painful burning sensation in my groin, doc."

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"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?" mockup

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

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'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.' mockup

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

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"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper." mockup

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

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Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...' mockup

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

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'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.' mockup

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

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'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.' mockup

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

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'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.' mockup

'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'

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Bell Hop

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"I've been window-shopping..."

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"Champagne always makes her light-headed."

"Champagne always makes her light-headed." mockup

"Champagne always makes her light-headed."

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"Unplug and chill out."

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Artichoking victim

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"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing." mockup

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

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"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up."

"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up." mockup

"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up."

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Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants. mockup

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

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"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces." mockup

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

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'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix' mockup

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

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"Lucky you. Cliches are 10% off today." mockup

"Lucky you. Cliches are 10% off today."

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"Well, that's not a good sign."

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Apple says to banana: 'Look, it's had to explain ??" you're just a naturally funny guy, OK?'

Apple says to banana: 'Look, it's had to explain ??" you're just a naturally funny guy, OK?' mockup

Apple says to banana: 'Look, it's had to explain ??" you're just a naturally funny guy, OK?'

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'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...' mockup

'He arranged it himself. Let's face it he really was the skinflint's skinflint...'

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Collecting Funny Sayings Gifts Collection

Collecting Funny Sayings Mugs

Explore our range of mugs with funny sayings—ideal for anyone who loves a good laugh and collecting humorous drinkware.

Collecting Funny Sayings Pillows

Discover pillows with funny quotes, perfect for adding personality and laughter to their living space.

Collecting Funny Sayings Prints

Browse amusing quote prints that make for lively wall art, perfect for fans of collecting humorous and witty decor.

Collecting Funny Sayings T-Shirts

Check out our collection of t-shirts with hilarious sayings—great for humor collectors looking to wear their wit with pride.