Saying Collector Gifts

"Help! The squirrels gone nuts!"

A broken clock is right at least twice a day.

"Discovering that the light at the end of the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

'Mind your P's and Q's...Watch your step...And keep a civil tongue in your head.'

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

"Say 'waste not want not' one more time and I'm going to kill you."

"The way to man's heart is passing through his stomach..."

"...The phrase 'an eye for an eye' never meant anything to me anyway!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

The Snarky District

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Shakespeare Street

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'