Collector Of Wise Words Gifts

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

The devil you know and his plus one

Wordplay: In The Bag.

The Snarky District

"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Updated Proverbs. We come into the world with nothing. And leave deeply in debt!

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

See no evil, Hear No Evil, Speak no evil. . .

"Lucky you. Cliches are 10% off today."

Trending wise.

'We don't hear 'giddyap' much anymore.'

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Neither Here nor There

My arms are tired, too – I'm starting to think this whole evil thing isn't temporary.

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

'try moderation next time!'

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

A watched kettle never boils.

Don't look a Gift Horse in the Mouth