Collector Of Wise Words Pillows

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

The devil you know and his plus one

Wordplay: In The Bag.

The Snarky District

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"He painted 300 pictures in his lifetime. 1000 of which are in England."

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

'Never look a gift horse in the mouth.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

"Lucky you. Cliches are 10% off today."

'We don't hear 'giddyap' much anymore.'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'I was in one of them tooth for a tooth squabbles.'

Trending wise.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

Neither Here nor There

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

A watched kettle never boils.

Don't look a Gift Horse in the Mouth

"God helps those who help themselves. So I helped myself."

'try moderation next time!'

'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.'