Wise Wisdom Collector Pillows

Playdough's The Republic

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'Except...That.'

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

Trending wise.

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

"'Buy low, sell high', is all I've figured out so far. Now go away"

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room."

'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.'

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

"That one I could never sell. It's stolen."

Technological Advances and the Experience of Age.

'Cake philosophy'

'Why are you telling me all this? We don't need any more.'

W M. Beemers Adages

'The good news is that the rest of your day will seem wonderful compared to this.'

Hints for the Park.

Life's toughest decision-when to start middle age.

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

Doubt makes the mountain that faith can make disappear.

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

Rituals

'Granted, it may be a half truth, but it's got all the flavor of a full one, with only half the calories!'