Collector Of Wisdom Pillows

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Playdough's The Republic

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

'Except...That.'

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

"When you get to be my age, you start to notice certain patterns in the river of history." "You start to notice, for instance, that the winner always loses." "What's that mean?" "Every great power defines itself as the opposite of its main enemy. Once that enemy is defeated, the great power loses its virtues, its unity... even its identity." "The great power then either creates new enemies, or it fades into history." "(Yawn) Old people talk a lot." "What I'm saying is, you were not my firs

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

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Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

"'Buy low, sell high', is all I've figured out so far. Now go away"

"Live your life devoid of attachments."

'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.'

"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room."

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

'If I ever get my hands on that stupid career counselor....'

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

'Why didn't you take the elevator?'

'Our material is great -- we just need a wider audience.'

'The meaning of life? -- Do you have a need to know?'

'Cake philosophy'

'To begin with, my son, everything is illusory... Hey! --you gave me counterfeit money!'

Philosophy 201: Readings from the works of Descartes, Kant,Spinoza, Plato, Sartre, Yogi Berra & Vince Lombardi.