Wisdom Collector Pillows

W M. Beemers Adages

'Granted, it may be a half truth, but it's got all the flavor of a full one, with only half the calories!'

Trending wise.

"Life is a game, my son, and there are more snakes than there are ladders."

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

'Cake philosophy'

Doubt makes the mountain that faith can make disappear.

Technological Advances and the Experience of Age.

Playdough's The Republic

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

Stealing thoughts.

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

Guru in a maze.

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

'Except...That.'

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

"'Buy low, sell high', is all I've figured out so far. Now go away"

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

'Are you meditating or fantasizing?'

"Whoa, whoa, big guy with all your ‘meaning of life’ mumbo jumbo—I just want my kid to pick up her room."

'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.'

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'