Wisdom Collector Gifts

'Always use your head, follow you heart and go with your gut feeling.'

W M. Beemers Adages

'Granted, it may be a half truth, but it's got all the flavor of a full one, with only half the calories!'

Trending wise.

"Life is a game, my son, and there are more snakes than there are ladders."

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

'Cake philosophy'

Doubt makes the mountain that faith can make disappear.

Technological Advances and the Experience of Age.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Playdough's The Republic

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

Stealing thoughts.

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

'Note to self: Buy little recorder.'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

'Except...That.'

Guru in a maze.

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

"'Buy low, sell high', is all I've figured out so far. Now go away"

'Are you meditating or fantasizing?'

"We're not having any luck finding fugitive outlaws, so we decided to search for the meaning of life instead."

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'