Wisdom Collectors Gifts

'You know, he's got a point -- if we're so smart, why ain't we rich?'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Playdough's The Republic

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

'Except...That.'

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Trending wise.

"'Buy low, sell high', is all I've figured out so far. Now go away"

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.'

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."

Ancient Secrets to a Happy Life

Technological Advances and the Experience of Age.

'Cake philosophy'

'Why are you telling me all this? We don't need any more.'

Collect all 300 'Theories of educational instruction cards'.

W M. Beemers Adages

Hints for the Park.

'Ya know, my mom always said, 'you can catch more flies with hones than with vinegar'!'

'The good news is that the rest of your day will seem wonderful compared to this.'

Doubt makes the mountain that faith can make disappear.

Rituals

"Stay medicated."

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

'It gives me a different perspective on things.'

Ploughing your own furrow