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'You know, he's got a point -- if we're so smart, why ain't we rich?'

Playdough's The Republic

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

'Except...That.'

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

young mother with a baby being bombarded by advice on parenting from older mothers

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

"'Buy low, sell high', is all I've figured out so far. Now go away"

Trending wise.

'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.'

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

Technological Advances and the Experience of Age.

'Cake philosophy'

Ancient Secrets to a Happy Life

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."

'Why are you telling me all this? We don't need any more.'

Collect all 300 'Theories of educational instruction cards'.

W M. Beemers Adages

'The good news is that the rest of your day will seem wonderful compared to this.'

Hints for the Park.

"Stay medicated."

'It gives me a different perspective on things.'

Rituals

Doubt makes the mountain that faith can make disappear.

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

"Good dog!"

Life's toughest decision-when to start middle age.