Wise Word Collector Pillows

You can spot an egoist by the gleam in his 'I'.

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

'Except...That.'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

My arms are tired, too – I'm starting to think this whole evil thing isn't temporary.

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Trending wise.

Things you say when you are officially old...

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.'

'try moderation next time!'

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

'Cake philosophy'

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."

Technological Advances and the Experience of Age.

'You can ruin the present worrying about how the past will affect the future.'

W M. Beemers Adages

'The good news is that the rest of your day will seem wonderful compared to this.'

'Ya know, my mom always said, 'you can catch more flies with hones than with vinegar'!'

Life's toughest decision-when to start middle age.

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

Love may be blind, but her kid brother isn't.

Doubt makes the mountain that faith can make disappear.

Ploughing your own furrow

'Is it starve a cold and feed a fever...or feed a cold and starve a fever?'

'Granted, it may be a half truth, but it's got all the flavor of a full one, with only half the calories!'