Wise Word Collector Gifts

You can spot an egoist by the gleam in his 'I'.

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

'Except...That.'

Trending wise.

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

Things you say when you are officially old...

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

'try moderation next time!'

'I have a B.A. in indifference, an M.A. in obstinacy and I'm currently working on my doctorate in defiance.'

'Take the advice of an old sea dog, Lad. Never provoke a fight with the phrase, 'You want a piece of me?''

Technological Advances and the Experience of Age.

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."

'Cake philosophy'

'You can ruin the present worrying about how the past will affect the future.'

W M. Beemers Adages

'The good news is that the rest of your day will seem wonderful compared to this.'

'Making virtue its own reward isn't EITHER a cop-out!'

Love may be blind, but her kid brother isn't.

Doubt makes the mountain that faith can make disappear.

Life's toughest decision-when to start middle age.

Ploughing your own furrow

'Granted, it may be a half truth, but it's got all the flavor of a full one, with only half the calories!'

'Is it starve a cold and feed a fever...or feed a cold and starve a fever?'

"I'm tired - let's call it tall enough."

"The meaning of life. It's about 14 years, half off for good behaviour."