Wise Words Enthusiast Gifts

'Won't be long, my dad is just passing down his values.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Czarcasm

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Gold versus Knowledge

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

Male On Sunday

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'

My arms are tired, too – I'm starting to think this whole evil thing isn't temporary.

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

"I love quinoa, but freekeh is more fun to say."

Poet and Peasant

You can't spell wife without WE. You can't spell husband without US.

'try moderation next time!'

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

Meaning of Life $5.00

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

Garbage is a collector's item.

"Try letting go."

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

'If you were truly enlightened, you wouldn't CARE whether my nose whistles or not!'

'Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks or you don't.'

"I need a five letter word that starts with 'Ca'."

Lemonade and counsel

'You can ruin the present worrying about how the past will affect the future.'

"I'm a big fan of the printed word."

"...And that's the Meaning of Life right now -- Be sure to check back regularly for updates."

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