Wit And Wisdom Enthusiast Gifts

Poet and Peasant

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Czarcasm

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

The Thinker. The Listener

Loopholes

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

K9 Literati.

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

Gold versus Knowledge

Stephen Fry.

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

Counsel's Opinion.

Oscar Wilde

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

You're too enamored of wealth, Al. As it says in the Bible, "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle that for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." Is that a regular Camel, or does it have a filter tip?

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

Witty T-Shirt Guy

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"I would have thought you'd be pleased."

Scale indicates the value of books.

Aleksandr Griboyedov

To some people, sarcasm is a second language.

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

Jugular Vein

Strike A Balance

'Dear Oscar, such a dry sense of humour.'

Another day, another conquest

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