Wisdom Enthusiast Gifts

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'The purpose in life is to find a purpose in life.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Ralph Waldo Emerson said "Every wall is a door." Just don't assume they're all automatic.

'Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks or you don't.'

'If you were truly enlightened, you wouldn't CARE whether my nose whistles or not!'

Germ of truth, virus of candor, bacterium of straight-talk.

"Try letting go."

Gold versus Knowledge

Meaning of Life $5.00

Diversion Ends

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

National Everything Awareness Day

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Czarcasm

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Down With Wikipedia

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

Stephen Fry.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

Oscar Wilde

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

Hypatia

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

Witty T-Shirt Guy

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

'Peek inside a woman's trunk, and you peek inside a woman's heart.'

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'