Wisdom Appreciator Gifts

'It gives me a different perspective on things.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Cat Burglar

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Voltaire

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

Gold versus Knowledge

Late-Onset Epiphany

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

The People versus McGinley gets acrimonious.

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

Old and young

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"Uh. . . Ooh. . . Here come the know it alls again!"

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

'How rich is too rich?'

Scale indicates the value of books.

Figure of Eight