Age And Wisdom Appreciator Gifts

Old and young

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

The Final Selfie

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

Senior PGA Moment.

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

The Ageing Process.

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

Old Tortoise

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

This whisky is 20 years old!

Scale indicates the value of books.

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

"I've finally got my head together."

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

'FQ...?'

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

How Aging Affects Candles. . .

'It's a little read book... the sayings of charwoman mum.'

Fifty

"I bet those candles are heavier than the cake!"

"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."

'It gives me a different perspective on things.'

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

"This time you can start over without the hubris of youth."

'God knows where you libido went!'