Age And Wisdom Appreciator T-Shirts

Old and young

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

The Final Selfie

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

Senior PGA Moment.

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

The Ageing Process.

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

Old Tortoise

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

This whisky is 20 years old!

Scale indicates the value of books.

"I've finally got my head together."

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

'FQ...?'

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

'It's a little read book... the sayings of charwoman mum.'

Fifty

'It gives me a different perspective on things.'

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."

'God knows where you libido went!'

"I bet those candles are heavier than the cake!"

"This time you can start over without the hubris of youth."