Aging Appreciators T-Shirts

"I bet those candles are heavier than the cake!"

'God knows where you libido went!'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

The Final Selfie

The Aging of Underwear

Old Tortoise

Old and young

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

This whisky is 20 years old!

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

Oldies.

"I've finally got my head together."

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

'FQ...?'

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'Thank you.'

birthday meets reality

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

"You sure are getting old and fat."

Wine: New! Old!

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

Fifty

'Perhaps we've reached the age where pajamas are in order.'

"Anyone else for a prostate test?"

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion

"I think they were a civilization that celebrated middle age!"