Aging Appreciators Mugs

"I bet those candles are heavier than the cake!"

'God knows where you libido went!'

How Aging Affects Candles. . .

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

The Final Selfie

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

The Aging of Underwear

Old and young

Old Tortoise

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

This whisky is 20 years old!

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

"That's just the meds kicking in."

"I've finally got my head together."

Oldies.

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

'FQ...?'

"I'm afraid the writing is on the wall..."

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'Thank you.'

birthday meets reality

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

Wine: New! Old!

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

"You sure are getting old and fat."

Top 10 signs you're getting older...

Fifty

'Perhaps we've reached the age where pajamas are in order.'

"I think they were a civilization that celebrated middle age!"