Old Age Appreciator Mugs

The Final Selfie

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

The Aging of Underwear

Old and young

Old Tortoise

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

This whisky is 20 years old!

Oldies.

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

"I've finally got my head together."

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

'I occasionally go out for a walk, and I buy groceries every two weeks or so. I wonder if I qualify as a recluse.'

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

"I'm afraid the writing is on the wall..."

"I can see by the sudden appearance of little dishes of hard candy in every room, Veronica, that we have finally entered our golden years."

'FQ...?'

'Thank you.'

birthday meets reality

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

Wine: New! Old!

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

"You sure are getting old and fat."

How Aging Affects Candles. . .

Fifty

'Perhaps we've reached the age where pajamas are in order.'

"I think they were a civilization that celebrated middle age!"

"I bet those candles are heavier than the cake!"

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."

Oh, my god, I'm starting to look like my mother.

'God knows where you libido went!'

"Anyone else for a prostate test?"