Old Age Appreciator Prints

The Final Selfie

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

The Aging of Underwear

Old and young

Old Tortoise

This whisky is 20 years old!

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

Oldies.

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

"I've finally got my head together."

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

'According to these statistics you'll probably outlive me...'

'I occasionally go out for a walk, and I buy groceries every two weeks or so. I wonder if I qualify as a recluse.'

'FQ...?'

"I can see by the sudden appearance of little dishes of hard candy in every room, Veronica, that we have finally entered our golden years."

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

'Thank you.'

birthday meets reality

Wine: New! Old!

"You sure are getting old and fat."

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

'When do you think we'll be old enough for adult diapers?'

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

Fifty

'Perhaps we've reached the age where pajamas are in order.'

"I think they were a civilization that celebrated middle age!"

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."

"I bet those candles are heavier than the cake!"

'God knows where you libido went!'

"Anyone else for a prostate test?"

'Smoking or nonsmoking? Hormone therapy or nonhormone therapy section?'